Only Karl Has The Ball(s) To Do This.

'There's very little that goes on in Dallas that I don't know about...'

Hey y'all!

Karl Lagerfeld has just announced that the next Métiers d'Art show will be held in.....

Dallas, Texas. 

Yes, you read that right.

Texas.

The Lone Star State.

The home of JR Ewing.

I want to see Sue Ellen walking

down the catwalk wearing streaky mascara with an extra large drink in her hand, shouting 'I'm going to drink myself into oblivion!!!!'

Can't wait to see what the Kaiser comes up with this time. I expect to see a lot of pearl-studded Stetsons and green eye shadow.

More Than Just A Highland Fling

Chanel's love affair with Scotland continues with this year's Métiers d'Art taking place at Linlithgow Palace, birthplace of Mary Queen of Scots.

This love affair stretches back to the time when Gabriel 'Coco' Chanel embarked upon a relationship with the Duke of Westminister and much of their time was spent in the region of Sutherland, in the Scottish Highlands. Her use of tweed or bouclé can be traced back to this time, when the Duke of Westminister wore the traditional handwoven material a lot to hunting and fishing trips. 

Watch it here: Paris- Edimbourg 2012/13 Métiers d'Art Show