Karl Lagerfeld has just announced that the next Métiers d'Art show will be held in.....
Yes, you read that right.
The Lone Star State.
The home of JR Ewing.
I want to see Sue Ellen walking
down the catwalk wearing streaky mascara with an extra large drink in her hand, shouting 'I'm going to drink myself into oblivion!!!!'
Can't wait to see what the Kaiser comes up with this time. I expect to see a lot of pearl-studded Stetsons and green eye shadow.