Athlete's Foot

If running in heels were an Olympic sport, 

I'd be a multiple gold medalist.

 And these would be my footwear of choice. 

Cos, you know, Nikes just don't do it for me.

 Azzedine Alaïa

 

 Isabel Marant

UGH.

How are these two still relevant?

She's a knob

 

and he's ugly.

Whatevs.